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Without further ado — My Heroes (not in chrono order)
- Abraham was OLD, and a LIAR.
- Noah got DRUNK.
- Jacob was a LIAR.
- Gideon was AFRAID.
- Rahab was A PROSTITUTE.
- Jeremiah and Timothy were considered TOO YOUNG.
- King Saul had a séance with a witch.
- David had an AFFAIR.
- Moses was a MURDERER.
- Elijah was SUICIDAL at one point.
- Jonah RAN FROM GOD.
- Paul PERSECUTED the CHURCH.
- Peter DENIED CHRIST.
- The Disciples FELL ASLEEP while PRAYING.
- The Samaritan Woman WAS DIVORCED five times.
- Timothy had AN ULCER.
- John the Baptist ATE BUGS.
- And Lazarus WAS DEAD!
- Martha who WORRIED about everything.